Oh men, and their fragile little... egos.

10. You better make me cum this time. Nothing can throw off his game more than these words. You may think it will force him to bring out his A-game, but in reality it will crush his libido and cause him to spend the entire time focusing on NOT cumming. And we all know what happens next...

9. I don't care if you aren't ready. I want to have a child now! Nothing says "run like bloody murder" to a man than being told he doesn't have a choice on when he'll become a dad. Usually it's only our hormones talking, but fight like hell to hold this line back.

8. Aww, you're cheeks are getting chubby. How cute! Even if you really do love his chubby new cheeks, most men HATE being described as "cute" especially in context to them having put on a few pounds. He may not say it, but his confidence will be crushed. You'll become aware of this when he begins eating Weight Watchers TV-dinners and drinking the "light" beer.

7. Are you sure you're inside of me? Although sometimes you really aren't sure when it's in, you should never say that. Instead try "fuck me deeper" or "do it harder". Men already have serious issues with their penis (like wtf!), you don't want them worrying about it anymore, especially not DURING sex.

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After receiving 4 out of 5 votes from our team of judges, the official winner of the "What's Your Porn Star Name?" is....

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The least, most and everything in between, methods of Birth Control

A quick glance at the Yahoo! Answers "Health" category reveals that many young women are still uncertain about the various types of birth control available to them and how they work. We've put together an easy to understand chart of the various types, the efficacy of each and whether they protect against STDs. We skipped "Abstinence" because we at Club DD believe in promoting a healthy sexual lifestyle and it is well known that although abstinence may work in the short term, it ultimately leads to sexual frustration and ultimately, reckless sex. If you are thinking about having sex, being educated is the most important thing.

This is a pretty handy chart to keep for your reference, so bookmarking this page could be a good idea.

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Life may be strange, but the law is sometimes flat-out dumb. Here are the 10 funniest sex laws that are STILL in existence, from around the world. You won't believe this stuff!  

1. In Bakersfield, California it is illegal to have unprotected sex with the Devil. (The Devil? Are you kidding? What kind of pot do they smoke in Cali? I want some of THAT shit!)

2. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. (I suppose you CAN'T have a sausage fest in Newcastle.) 

3.  It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. ("Sorry to disturb you folks from fucking, but were you folks fucking?") 

4. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. (That gunshot wound is making me horny! But I guess we'll have to wait until we get to the ER.)

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The time grew late. Everyone wanted the closing ceremonies to end so they could leave. The get-together was fun. Sadly, though, fun had its limits. The onset of dusk marked the end of the outdoor get-together for Albuquerque's finest. The cops were calling it a day.

After nearly an hour of making certain that no trash remained, Rikki and Erik watched the last Chevy Suburban carry the last of the people away.

"It's just us," Erik said to her.

Her tapered eyebrows traveled up then down, before relaxing. She agreed with a sly grin. She smirked, not expecting anything to follow beyond frivolous small-talk. The afternoon of loud back and forth exchanges between the party-goers had finally died down. All that lingered was the way that Erik looked at Rikki. Earthy, human emotions hung in the still air around them. And it had nothing to do with policing.

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