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Life may be strange, but the law is sometimes flat-out dumb. Here are the 10 funniest sex laws that are STILL in existence, from around the world. You won't believe this stuff!
1. In Bakersfield, California it is illegal to have unprotected sex with the Devil. (The Devil? Are you kidding? What kind of pot do they smoke in Cali? I want some of THAT shit!)
2. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. (I suppose you CAN'T have a sausage fest in Newcastle.)
3. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. ("Sorry to disturb you folks from fucking, but were you folks fucking?")
4. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. (That gunshot wound is making me horny! But I guess we'll have to wait until we get to the ER.)
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5. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (Makes sense; if you are going to make love to the lamb and make it catch feelings for you, then how dare you kill and eat it! You bastard!)
6. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wait... that's not funny!)
7. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. (This law wouldn't last 1 day in Texas. Yee-HAW!)
8. In Washington it is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Wait... what?)
9. In Clinton Oklahoma it is against the law to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. (all other places are fine)
10. In Nevada, it is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. (Imagine a time BEFORE this law was passed...)
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