My clients pay me to attend conventions and conferences. I go to meetings and workshops, rate the convention’s pros and cons, and figure out what works, what doesn’t. I spend most of my day talking to people from all over gathering information on their convention experience. Usually I meet a lot of men. Some are very attractive while others are very attracted to me which makes my day exciting because of the extracurricular fucking I get to do.

My most recent client dealt with education; people training educators, people selling educational materials, people giving educational lectures to anyone who would sit and listen. It was here that I met Mr. Wisconsin and Mr. Gulf Coast.

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I’m back!

I’m healing up after the horrible dental nightmare I had on Christmas Eve, and I’m looking forward to making up for it on New Year’s Eve. So, this week, I’m posting a few New Year’s Eve drinks, and then, on January 1st, I’ll probably post up a bunch of hangover remedies.

 This is a great drink for this particular year: the economy stinks, so most of us aren’t going to be buying up multiple bottles of Armand de Brignac - or as it’s colloquially known nowadays, “that Ace of Spades.” You can make this with a few bottles of America’s favorite inexpensive champagne, Korbel Brut, and still come off as pretty fancy.

Kir Royale - Recipe:

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Sure, it's the dead of winter but any fashion-forward gal knows that you must always be thinking one season ahead. That's why we present you with our picks for the sexiest hosiery for Spring 2009.

Enjoy!

The Sexiest Stockings for Spring 2009

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